fancytalk: (rock beats everything)
Correct married name - check
Current address - check
box - check
Barbies - check
Note to put in box - . . .

Nope, don't have that one. I can't figure out what to say. I keep coming up with things like -

Dear Bitch,
I was sorting my stuff and found your Barbies that were entrusted to me for safekeeping. They're taking up space that I have a need of so I'm sending them back to you.
Sincerely, Dana

But that's not nice. Although I really don't have to be nice. Ehn! I'll figure it out.
fancytalk: (evilgasm)
Found this website that "calculates" the good vs. evil of a webpage. It's not at all scientific of course, but fun. You can go to the site and read the basis for what determines good or evil.

Well [ profile] curefreak, I think I win in the evilness factor as the website could not determine how good or evil [ profile] yesimthegirl is. You on the other hand . . .

This site is certified 75% GOOD by the Gematriculator

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!


Jul. 19th, 2007 10:40 pm
fancytalk: (tink)
Well my darling [personal profile] curefreak, I vote we call a truce for the week. Or maybe the next couple of weeks. I've got lots of time on my hands to torture you into submission and that may be a bit unfair. Now, I know in most instances you would greatly enjoy that, but I think that perhaps you need a little more anticipation rather than knowing that I'm going to use torture devices on you daily.
I shall be devilishly delightfully good. *bats eyelashes*
fancytalk: (We have cookies)
You're ALL invited
to a
Torture [info]curefreak Extravaganza

Even if you don't know [info]curefreak or have never been formally introduced to [info]curefreak,
it's always a good thing to torture [info]curefreak.
In fact, I believe that [info]curefreak enjoys it.

When - whenever
Where - [info]curefreak's journal, any journal entry
Why - Because you can.

It also gains me world domination points. So if you don't do it for the joy of torturing [personal profile] curefreak,
then do it because I'm the lesser of two evils.
fancytalk: (Evil Genius)
You Are Destined to Rule the World

You have the makings of a very evil dictator...
Which is both kind of cool and kind of scary!
Will you rule the world? Maybe. Maybe not.
But at least you know that you could.
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RTL and I went Christmas shopping over the weekend. We made our list and were on a mission. Part of our mission included going to Barnes and Noble. To keep our stay in B&N to a minumum, we did the smart thing by each taking a name and splitting up then reconvening to concur that our selections were OK with the other.

In my search for a particular gift, I ended up in the gardening section with two teenage boys camped out in the middle of the aisle. I have to admit that I was admiring their studious-ness. Then I ended up close enough to hear their conversation and thought I was going to die from holding in the laughter.

Boy 1: Well, we can't plant outside because someone will rip off our plants.
Boy 2: Yeah, I think the greenhouse idea is perfect.
Boy 1: It's better than planting inside.
Boy 2: Where are you going to get seeds?
Boy 1: Don't know.
Boy 2: I though you were going to call your ex?
Boy 1: Why would I call my ex?
Boy 2: You said you were going to get seeds from your dealer and isn't your ex your dealer?

The conversation got better from there, but I had to leave the scene of the crime before I died from side splitting laughter. Although I don't think marijuana is a good growing choice for them, I have to give them credit for the research and thought that they were putting into the process.
fancytalk: (Default)
RTL's birthday is on Saturday and birthday presents have started arriving in the post.
I have hidden them all until Saturday.
To make it even more fun, I told RTL that she has birthday boxes at the house.
And she'll never find them.
fancytalk: (Default)
[ profile] drmellow created a monster of [ profile] yarbiedoll who has now transformed me into one as well.

This is so much better than unleashing my unhappiness upon the world.

My outlet for evil
fancytalk: (Default)
Wait, I never stopped my scheming ways.

Anyway, now that [ profile] drmellow has informed me that I should be putting honey in my tea instead of sugar, I feel that it is my responsibility to concoct multitudes of methods to introduce sugar into every topic of conversation. I'm thinking of creating a [ profile] drmellow doll that will shout "Sugar is an ABOMINATION to the grit!" everytime you squeeze his tummy. *hee hee* Dress him all in black a la Johnny Cash. And boots! Gotta have boots.

I'm also going to concoct a grit and honey combination and see how that tastes. And we all know that even if it tastes like ick, I'm going to proclaim that it's the best stuff ever. Although, I'm not sure that you could really go wrong putting honey in grits.

I'm going to go start designing my [ profile] drmellow doll now.


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