I watch too much tv

Especially when I'm home alone and up all freakin' night.
I have a complaint though as I sit here and watch the next Pussycat Doll show.
I don't care how skinny you are or how great you think your butt looks in those "I know you wax" low-rise jeans, I don't want to see your butt crack.
It's not a very appealing part of the body for me and I just think plumber's butt.

Which reminds me of sitting through a contractor's meeting and being distracted because I couldn't help but notice that the girl beside me had her entire butt hanging out the back of her pants. The worst part was that even though she was pulling her shirt down every five seconds, it wasn't long enough to cover all that was hanging out. Including the Superman tattoo at the top of her crack.

Sorry, I just had to relate.

Note to self

Before having a minor freak out, check for flight delays. You knew she was flying out of Chicago which is notorious for cancelling and delaying flights at whim. This would have saved three hours of wondering where the hell she was.