Today the world is against me

1. I went grocery shopping and managed not to buy the #1 thing on my list.
2. I can't get a live person at PG & E, but my call is important to them.
3. RTL refuses to eat store bought yogurt anymore.
4. Does St. Ives make shampoo anymore? I've been to 4 stores looking for it. Nobody has it. Not even a place on the shelf, which means
5. I might have to go to Wal-mart. *shudders*
6. The dishwasher is making funny noises.
7. I can't find a water heater blanket anywhere that the city of Berkeley promises me is very easy to find and put on my water heater.
8. I'm trying to conserve gas, so I'm freezing because it's raining.
9. I want to buy clothes but I don't want to buy fat clothes.
10. So I've made a promise to myself of a shopping excursion when the scales read at least 20 pound lighter and the clothes in the closet are too big.
11. I'm sure there is lots more but my final complaint is why are grits so expensive on this side of the country when I can buy twice the size for half the price on the other side.

Edit: Let's add to that the fact I just decorated the dining room with granola thrown about.