CHiPs

Why don't real life motorcycle cops look like Larry Wilcox or Erik Estrada?
I saw one as I was out grocery shopping this morning.
Well, I saw the bike and then had to look for the cop.
Not yummy at all.
And then he put on his helmet, got on the bike and drove off.
Completely ruined my love for motorcycle cops.
Isn't it a law that you have to be yummy looking to ride a motorcycle?
If it's not, it should be. It would save many a heartbreak.