Things to make you butt-dance

When did I stop paying attention?

I used to be on top of what was going on in the literary world.
I used to know about the book before it was published.
All without the internet.
Now, I'm last in line.
HTF?

I'm calling you from my new Comcast phone.

The Comcast installer just left.
I'm actually really happy to have this new service added to everything that I already pay Comcast for.
It certainly beats my previous phone provider.
Yay!