Return of the Barbies

Correct married name - check
Current address - check
box - check
Barbies - check
Note to put in box - . . .

Nope, don't have that one. I can't figure out what to say. I keep coming up with things like -

Dear Bitch,
I was sorting my stuff and found your Barbies that were entrusted to me for safekeeping. They're taking up space that I have a need of so I'm sending them back to you.
Sincerely, Dana

But that's not nice. Although I really don't have to be nice. Ehn! I'll figure it out.