Return of the Barbies

[fancytalk]

Correct married name - check
Current address - check
box - check
Barbies - check
Note to put in box - . . .

Nope, don't have that one. I can't figure out what to say. I keep coming up with things like -

Dear Bitch,
I was sorting my stuff and found your Barbies that were entrusted to me for safekeeping. They're taking up space that I have a need of so I'm sending them back to you.
Sincerely, Dana

But that's not nice. Although I really don't have to be nice. Ehn! I'll figure it out.

Comments

[yarbiedoll.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Do you even have to include a note?

Since it doesn't sound like you care about getting a response, maybe you could just say something like, "Found these while sorting through some old stuff and wanted to return them to you."

And be done with it. :)

[yesimthegirl.livejournal.com]

Actually, that's not a bad idea. I have no desire for a response, no thank you needed, no nothing. I think what you wrote is also closer to what I think I was going for when I made the decision I was sending them back instead of selling them. But the voices started reminding me of all the evil things she did when I started to write my note. Thus, nothing nice ending up on the sheet of paper.