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fancytalkThis is to Officer Burns (Officer ID #836) of the Berkeley Police Department who is obviously on parking violation duty for a very good reason.
How can you mark my car at 9:09 a.m. when it is parked in a parking lot almost a mile away?
I have receipts that show I was paying at one store at 9:03 a.m. and another at 10:02 a.m. As evidenced by both receipts, there was no way I was walking or riding my bike back home with that amount of stuff.
How rude of you to call me a liar when I say "I haven't been parked here two hours" and your response is "you know you were". Ummm, hello? It's now 11:28 a.m. and I've barely been home an hour. I knew when I finallly got out of the Berkeley Bowl parking lot that I would have just enough time to park on the street while unloading the car before I did the rest of my errands on the other side of town.
And how did you miss my front license plate? It's there plain as day. The only thing I can assume is that you are trying to reach your parking ticket quota for the end of the month. But I won't worry because not only am I going to contest both tickets, I'm filing a complaint against you.
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How can you mark my car at 9:09 a.m. when it is parked in a parking lot almost a mile away?
I have receipts that show I was paying at one store at 9:03 a.m. and another at 10:02 a.m. As evidenced by both receipts, there was no way I was walking or riding my bike back home with that amount of stuff.
How rude of you to call me a liar when I say "I haven't been parked here two hours" and your response is "you know you were". Ummm, hello? It's now 11:28 a.m. and I've barely been home an hour. I knew when I finallly got out of the Berkeley Bowl parking lot that I would have just enough time to park on the street while unloading the car before I did the rest of my errands on the other side of town.
And how did you miss my front license plate? It's there plain as day. The only thing I can assume is that you are trying to reach your parking ticket quota for the end of the month. But I won't worry because not only am I going to contest both tickets, I'm filing a complaint against you.
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