Free to ANY home . . .

Dexter

Here's the glowing review so you'll want him.

Eleven year old blonde male cocker spaniel.
He is still a real boy.
Extremely sweet, extremely blonde, and enjoys sleeping most of the day away.
Does not bark unless provoked by doorbell or vacuum. Does provide bigger bark than his size.
Does not bite or growl, fairly complacent with whatever lemons life hands him like baths and medication.
Dexter doesn't have the normal cocker issues except for seizures.
Note to new owner - medication must be wrapped with Kraft 2% American Processed Cheese Slices. Other brands don't cut it.
Enjoys tomatoes off the vine and most other human food scraps that he can find or reach with his tongue.
Paper makes a great snack - toilet paper, important receipts and paper money will do nicely.

Why I'm ready to part with him.
Today he hit my last nerve by devouring an entire bag of pasta.
Now the first person to tell me that I shouldn't have left the pasta in the pantry, in the grocery bag on the floor with the door closed will have to pick their own switch.
I bought him a frickin' chew toy today because recently he has redeveloped the puppy habit of chewing. (I discovered yesterday that he chewed up a pair of fliip flops which he hasn't done since the countless number of Amy's birkenstocks in college.)

Let me know if you want to put up with his crap. I'll pack his ducks and send him your way. Bella will be sad, but she'll get over it.

The Return of Diary of an Affair

OK, I'm not recommending that anyone suffer through 30 minutes (or any minutes) of this show again. I'll sacrifice myself (and RTL too) for the cause.

This just in from Shane . . .
{with my comments}

Due to a Martha Stewart special, Style Network decided not to air {can't say I blame them} the Diary of an Affair episode where I play the hubbie. The schedule got shuffled.

I will be on this Saturday, July 16 at 10 PM. I will be the oblivious husband who is cheated on by his wife. {thank goodness Shane's not the one cheating. I don't think I could bear the fuzzy film clips of that} Check out Stylenetwork.com for details or take a look at Tvguide.com for the channel #. Send me a note once you watch and hurrang me about my dopey character. {it won't be as good as the coke addict he played}

Also, the move to LA has gone pretty smooth. Los Angeles is a great city just as we had seen it several times before. And who knew burger joints would be so big in health-conscious LA. This place can cook up some meat! {this from the vegetarian in college}

I hope you get a chance to check out my leading role in Diary of an Affair. Wish me luck on my auditions. I have a couple of callbacks coming up.