Sep. 29th, 2006

Up yours!

Sep. 29th, 2006 01:01 pm
fancytalk: (crotch)
This is to Officer Burns (Officer ID #836) of the Berkeley Police Department who is obviously on parking violation duty for a very good reason.

How can you mark my car at 9:09 a.m. when it is parked in a parking lot almost a mile away?
I have receipts that show I was paying at one store at 9:03 a.m. and another at 10:02 a.m. As evidenced by both receipts, there was no way I was walking or riding my bike back home with that amount of stuff.

How rude of you to call me a liar when I say "I haven't been parked here two hours" and your response is "you know you were". Ummm, hello? It's now 11:28 a.m. and I've barely been home an hour. I knew when I finallly got out of the Berkeley Bowl parking lot that I would have just enough time to park on the street while unloading the car before I did the rest of my errands on the other side of town.

And how did you miss my front license plate? It's there plain as day. The only thing I can assume is that you are trying to reach your parking ticket quota for the end of the month. But I won't worry because not only am I going to contest both tickets, I'm filing a complaint against you.

(x-posted to my [livejournal.com profile] no_tip_for_you because it makes me feel better)

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