Ho Cake

[fancytalk]

So I'm down in the dungeon cleaning out crap and I find a bunch of stuff from my former life in Virginia. One of those things is my manual for a class (I guess you can call it that) I used to teach called "Keeping it Real". Well, I was training others to be able to teach the curriculum, so my manual is a little different than what the kids get when they go through it.

I'm flipping through and taking out all the paper I can recycle and I find the section entitled "The 411 on Sex and Slang ~ Glossary of Terms". And of course I'm giggling because this section is in here because I was teaching this class to older, church-going ladies. Very prim, very proper and had a hard time using words like penis and vagina, but they wanted to use this program to help the youth in their church community so they were going to get jiggy wid it. So we came up with a very comprehensive and gentle list for them. Didn't want to freak them out too much. So we get things like anal sex (why I don't know, it seems self-explanatory), Benjamin, the bomb, bounce, 411, ghetto, hip hop, mack, my bad, old skool, props, tight, whack and what's the dilly. But by far my favorite on the list is Ho Cake. Although, I'm intrigued that the definition for ho cake on this list is vagina. I thought a ho cake was more along the lines of slut or ho, but not skanky like a skank. Anyone use ho cake to identify their vagina? Hmmmmm, I believe this calls for a little Urban Dictionary searching.

ETA - I am not forgetting ho cakes as a food group. Food wasn't the 411 for this list. However, Urban Dictionary does state that a ho cake can be food for hos.

Comments

[yarbiedoll.livejournal.com]

Personally, I have never used the term "ho cake" in reference to my vagina. Or anyone else's vagina, for that matter. But now I'm envisioning a scenario in which drmellow comes home from work one evening and asks, "What's for dinner?"

"We're having ho cake, honey. I know it's your favorite."

[neebs.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH TMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yesimthegirl.livejournal.com]

Yes! TMI! But you know you so want to be a fly on the wall just to get a look at drmellow's face when he realizes what she means.

[yarbiedoll.livejournal.com]

See, the thing is, I don't think he'd realize what I meant.

[yesimthegirl.livejournal.com]

Poor clueless drmellow

[yesimthegirl.livejournal.com]

LOL!
I'd like to be a fly on the wall just to watch his reaction to that.

[hippiedork.livejournal.com]

http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,164,145185-248193,00.html

bwahahaha. I had no idea it was a real food - I always thought it was from that movie Hollywood Shuffle.