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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

Date: 2005-09-27 10:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curefreak.livejournal.com
I would do it myself, but that mob there just go on and on. Look at that poor bugger who forgot to use a cut! I agreed with one of the few who said to lay off him. I said only 1 person needed to say about a cut, not f**king 30 people!

Love the user name :)

Date: 2005-09-27 11:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yesimthegirl.livejournal.com
OK, I'll have to see if the name is not taken and throw some gasoline on the fire. So if I do it - NO TELLING!

Yeah, I felt sorry for him. I decided to leave it alone after I saw that everybody and their brother cursed him to the deepest depths of Hades.

Date: 2005-09-28 08:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] curefreak.livejournal.com
My lips are totally sealed I promise you. I'll be the guy silently chanting and cheering from the side lines ;)

Date: 2005-09-28 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yesimthegirl.livejournal.com
My hero! *said in the girly, whispery voice replete with batty eyelashes* ;P

Date: 2005-09-28 09:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yesimthegirl.livejournal.com
We're both pretty sick in the head. *shakes head*
Nothing to be done about it though.

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