The Cure for Boredom is Curiosity.

This was emailed to me. I thought it was funny so I'm sharing. I'm not trying to be offensive or stir up controversy.

Rita is New Orleans Mop Up

Do a search on Google for the word failure.

You may either be laughing or crying at the first thing that comes up in the list.
Hopefully this won't change by the time everyone who is on the other side of the world wakes up.
If you aren't laughing (or crying) and are quite puzzled that I would lead you astray in a Google search, tell me what you found so we can mourn censorship together.

Wait, I never stopped my scheming ways.

Anyway, now that drmellow has informed me that I should be putting honey in my tea instead of sugar, I feel that it is my responsibility to concoct multitudes of methods to introduce sugar into every topic of conversation. I'm thinking of creating a drmellow doll that will shout "Sugar is an ABOMINATION to the grit!" everytime you squeeze his tummy. *hee hee* Dress him all in black a la Johnny Cash. And boots! Gotta have boots.

I'm also going to concoct a grit and honey combination and see how that tastes. And we all know that even if it tastes like ick, I'm going to proclaim that it's the best stuff ever. Although, I'm not sure that you could really go wrong putting honey in grits.

I'm going to go start designing my drmellow doll now.