Back to my scheming ways

[fancytalk]

Wait, I never stopped my scheming ways.

Anyway, now that drmellow has informed me that I should be putting honey in my tea instead of sugar, I feel that it is my responsibility to concoct multitudes of methods to introduce sugar into every topic of conversation. I'm thinking of creating a drmellow doll that will shout "Sugar is an ABOMINATION to the grit!" everytime you squeeze his tummy. *hee hee* Dress him all in black a la Johnny Cash. And boots! Gotta have boots.

I'm also going to concoct a grit and honey combination and see how that tastes. And we all know that even if it tastes like ick, I'm going to proclaim that it's the best stuff ever. Although, I'm not sure that you could really go wrong putting honey in grits.

I'm going to go start designing my drmellow doll now.

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[yesimthegirl.livejournal.com]

I've got my doll design down. All I need to find is the little playback device and go to the fabric store so I can sew my prototype up.

And since I believe that the drmellow doll will prove popular, I'm going to mass market them and maybe I can even get a cartoon show out of it. A definite money maker. I'll cut you in on the deal. Although, their may be problems if you've trademarked or copyrighted your name. hmmmmm. We may have to call a truce and work together on this.