I would not, could not

[fancytalk]

drmellow, you should check out this discussion on grits.
There is a worse abomination to the grit than sugar.
It would be instant grits.

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[drmellow.livejournal.com]

I refuse to recognize instant grits as a legitimate form of grits. The fact that they happen to share a form of the same name is simply an unfortunate coincidence.