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[fancytalk]

Why don't real life motorcycle cops look like Larry Wilcox or Erik Estrada?
I saw one as I was out grocery shopping this morning.
Well, I saw the bike and then had to look for the cop.
Not yummy at all.
And then he put on his helmet, got on the bike and drove off.
Completely ruined my love for motorcycle cops.
Isn't it a law that you have to be yummy looking to ride a motorcycle?
If it's not, it should be. It would save many a heartbreak.

Comments

[drmellow.livejournal.com]

I ride a motorcycle.
I am yummy.

I don't see what the problem is.

[yesimthegirl.livejournal.com]

You're not the one breaking rule #1 of motorcycle riding. This cop reminded me of Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson is not yummy. Therefore he (the cop) broke rule #1 of motorcycle riding by not being yummy. And he's suppose to be enforcing laws like this.