Some days . . .

[fancytalk]

Snapshot of Ronette and Dana's after dinner conversation -

Me - I'm going to have to dig through my baking stuff to see what I can make that's sweet.

R - Ice cream. I want ice cream.

Me - Ice cream isn't in the cabinet.

Pause

R - Are you going to the store to get me ice cream?

Me - Do you really need ice cream that bad?

R - Yes! I'm telling you, I'm CRAVING ice cream. If I were craving pickles too, I might think I was pregnant. Well, I am sort of craving vinegar now that I think about it.

D - Is there something you want to tell me?

R - God loves me. And when I say God loves me, I mean God REALLY loves me.

Needless to say, I rolled my eyes right up to heaven and went to the grocery store.

Comments

[curefreak.livejournal.com]

Virgin Mary #2 is a lesbian? Man that would seriously fuck up some extreme right wing religious people! *LOL*...Though I'm sure they'd argue it was God's way of saying "Women were meant to have children and not be with other women", still it would be a nice 5 seconds until they thought of this argument ;).

[neebs.livejournal.com]

THAT is tbe best thing I have heard all day!! =)

[curefreak.livejournal.com]

*Blush* Thanks :).

[yesimthegirl.livejournal.com]

It would be hilarious. Think of the riots that would ensue.
And think of how the Catholic church's virgin investigation would go. Does lesbian sex negate that whole original sin thing?