Huh?

Your Inner Child Is Surprised

You see many things through the eyes of a child. Meaning, you're rarely cynical or jaded. You cherish all of the details in life. Easily fascinated, you enjoy experiencing new things.

How Is Your Inner Child?

I agree with "seeing many things through the eyes of a child", but being "rarely cynical or jaded". Wait, I have to stop laughing first. I might be able to see it, but not cynical or jaded?

In the news

Skip if you want, it's just random stuff in the news that I want to comment about to myself.

Britney had a boy.

Dubya's approval rating is down. 6 out of 10 people believe that his actions aren't in the best interest of the country.

Ophelia is still pounding the North Carolina coast. Not good, slow storms are as bad as violent storms. Luckily, my friends and family did go inland. I'm also pleased to read that flooding hasn't been an issue like it was when Floyd (99) or Isabel (2003) hit.

Boring stuff.

Rock Star INXS

Is anyone else watching this?

It's down to the final three and I was so glad to see Sweet Suzie McNeil leave last night.
It's funny though, out of the three left, each is from a different country - Australia, Canada & the U.S.
For me it's between Mig & Marty. JD is just too much. I think I'm leaning towards Mig.
I'm also glad that Dave Navarro is playing guitar in the final shows. I get to see his lovely derriere everytime he walks onto stage.
Oh, to be in the audience.

GRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

I know I said that I was ok doing this project for RTL, but somebody please give me a fucking break. I think I may be one step from stringing her up by her toes. It took two weeks to get a file that was due 2 days before I was ever officially "on" the project. Now I keep getting back the file because she needs more stuff done to it. Which is fine, but she's stressed out because she needs to give it to the client and I can't work miracles. Part of this project is matching two databases. Should be easy with a v-lookup. Oh, no. So many people have worked on this file that company names don't match because of an "inc" vs "co".

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I love Bill Maher

A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future and accepts you today just the way your are.>

From Bill Maher to George Dubya:

"Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more money to spend -- you used up all of that. You can't start another war because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's speaking to you. Mission accomplished.

"Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next fantasy job. How about cowboy or space man? Now I know what you're saying: there's so many other things that you as President could involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know. There's a lot left to do. There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on yachts. Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote.

"But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised that you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes.

"On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of New Orleans [plus the entire federal treasury -ef]. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't love this country. I'm just wondering how much worse it could be if you were on the other side.

"So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.' "

Snagged from yarbiedoll

I might have to egg-dopt all five!