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First week of training down. Not much time to be on the computer to read or post. I'm getting up a little before 6, gone by 6:30 and on the bus, then I don't return home until 6 p.m. And I've been tired this week so I'm barely checking my email. I could read and post at work. However, they do random screen shots of what you are doing. So even though I can check things during breaks and lunch, I'd really rather not let it be known to the Big Brother about the sites I visit on my own time.

Really think I'm going to like this job. I'm looking forward to getting on the phone and actually working instead of sitting in a classroom and "learning" all the things I need to do. There is also a wide variety of learning curves among our group so sometimes things move a lot slower than I want them to move.

OK, so this is going to be short today. I have laundry and house cleaning to accomplish since I need an extra 2 hours per day to do things. I'm looking forward to my true schedule when I'll be able to get up and do stuff before going to work.
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My instructions this morning -
Start with the merge document and finish adding all of the mail merge fields.
Read comments and make additions to merge document as needed.
Then integrate 2nd data file into File #12 from Hell.

Sounds easy enough, I thought.
All of the comments refer to information in the 2nd data file. Which I'm not suppose to play with until AFTER I've finished the merge document. Obviously efficiency is not in anyone's vocabulary over there. Or maybe I'm making this harder than it is. I don't think so.
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That's right, RTL is in Germany. She's been eating hamburgers in Hamburg. (hee hee) She just called and I'm having a fabulous time laughing at her. I wish I could share the voice she did as she told me about telling the group the Kennedy "I'm a doughnut" story. I'll be laughing at that voice for days.

The really funny goof was going into the wrong bathroom because she couldn't figure out which was the men's room and which was the ladies. She went to wash her hands and there was a man washing his hands. So she hid out in the stall until he left. When she walked out of the bathroom, the receptionist saw her and starting laughing. In the telling of the story, this is the point where I was about to die laughing, so I asked "you know enough German, why couldn't you figure it out by breaking the word down?" The answer "because Vicky said it was the 4th door on the left and I went into the 4th door on the left". Somehow I don't think that she should trust the people that she works with too much.

They are off to Amsterdam tomorrow. It sounds like they have a lot of free time while they are there. Ed, who grew up there, is going to show them around and take them through the Hague. I'm kind of jealous about that. Going to the Aalsmeer Flower Market too and Vicky has convinced RTL to go to the Anne Frank house again.

And another thing.
She says: My suitcase weighs a ton and I haven't bought anything for you yet.
Me: I just want flower bulbs, cheese and chocolate. What have you put in it to make it weigh so much?
Her: I have a ton of shoes.
Me: It's not my fault you took seven pairs of shoes.
Her: I bought more shoes.
Me: I knew you bought two pairs in Spain, that shouldn't be enough to make much of a difference.
Her: I bought more.
Me: How many pair of shoes have you bought? (afraid now because she bought 9 pairs in Brazil)
Her: seven
Me: Why the fuck did you buy 7 pairs of shoes?
Her: I didn't really buy 7 pairs, but telling you I did was worth it. (laughs at me)
Me: You're evil.
Her: I am the source.

So she has already bought 3 pairs of shoes (+7) and she has her eye on 2 more pairs. I'm going to have to build a wing onto the house for the shoe fetish. And I'm really afraid to see how many shoes she ends up bringing back .
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I know I said that I was ok doing this project for RTL, but somebody please give me a fucking break. I think I may be one step from stringing her up by her toes. It took two weeks to get a file that was due 2 days before I was ever officially "on" the project. Now I keep getting back the file because she needs more stuff done to it. Which is fine, but she's stressed out because she needs to give it to the client and I can't work miracles. Part of this project is matching two databases. Should be easy with a v-lookup. Oh, no. So many people have worked on this file that company names don't match because of an "inc" vs "co".

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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