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[fancytalk]

This one is for curefreak for you next phone post

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination . I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning

Comments

[curefreak.livejournal.com]

Your inferences about me with this post are absolutely insulting and I am now going to drown my sorrows with a bottle of vodka ;)

[yesimthegirl.livejournal.com]

I actually meant to type drunk phone post, but seeing as how I also screwed up my html today, maybe I'm just in an insulting kind of mood. Enjoy the vodka. I don't recommend watering it down or using a mixer though. It takes too long to get a good buzz going.

[nightshade-7976.livejournal.com]

Ha ha...No shit! :P

Hell, I can't even say Anti-constitutionalistically NOW, and I haven't touched alcohol in months! :P

this list forgot:

[neebs.livejournal.com]

"Hm, I think perhaps I need to throw up, could you please direct me to the nearest private toilet."