The dog ate my homework!

[fancytalk]

Actually, it was a parking ticket.

Hmmmm, how do I explain this to the Berkely Police that I can't send them the citation # because my dog thought he would show them exactly what he thought about parking tickets. I still have a small portion of it, but not enough to provide a date or anything.

If it's not toilet paper, it's something else. I should buy fingernail files wholesale at this point. It doesn't matter how diligent I think I've been, he manages to find something. That's when I realize that he has sneaked off to his bed to chew in peace.

I'm going to have to start a touring show of all the things my dog has eaten. I may be regretting that I did not sell him at the yard sale when I had a chance.

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[curefreak.livejournal.com]

Wait until nature takes its course with the ticket and post it in to them. It will probably be THE last ticket they ever issue you with ;)