The dog ate my homework!

[fancytalk]

Actually, it was a parking ticket.

Hmmmm, how do I explain this to the Berkely Police that I can't send them the citation # because my dog thought he would show them exactly what he thought about parking tickets. I still have a small portion of it, but not enough to provide a date or anything.

If it's not toilet paper, it's something else. I should buy fingernail files wholesale at this point. It doesn't matter how diligent I think I've been, he manages to find something. That's when I realize that he has sneaked off to his bed to chew in peace.

I'm going to have to start a touring show of all the things my dog has eaten. I may be regretting that I did not sell him at the yard sale when I had a chance.

Comments

[yesimthegirl.livejournal.com]

No, Officer Buffalo (seriously, it's Buffalo) dislikes me with a great intensity. Everytime she passes the house, she sloooooowwwwsssss down to see if you can find any violations. She actually measures how far the car is from the curb and it's only my car.

If I'm home, I usually just walk out with the checkbook and a stamp, take the ticket, write the check and walk to the post office. I think she's trying to trap me into having 5 unpaid tickets out so she can boot the car and have it towed. It's harassment plain and simple. I should just go down to the police station and file a complaint.

[curefreak.livejournal.com]

Did she and you have a run in, or is it just she hates your hair colour or such?

[yesimthegirl.livejournal.com]

No. That's why it's annoying and positively frustrating at the same time. I have no idea what I've done. She either thinks that I'm one of the people who used to live here or she's getting me back for the dumpster. Maybe it's just my pretty face. ;)

[curefreak.livejournal.com]

Well I have no idea what you look like, so you can't say I set you up ;)

Dumpster??? I have a kink about dumpster stories *Giggle*, so spill....

[yesimthegirl.livejournal.com]

What do you mean you have no idea what I look like! My picture is on everyone of my posts!

Seriously, it doesn't matter that those pictures are from 25+ years ago, I still look the same. Except for the blonde hair, cause that's currently purple.

OK, the dumpster story. When I first started remodeling the house, my brother came out here to help. We needed to rip down the plaster in on of the rooms because at some point an owner had closed a door and plastered over it. (Don't ask) Part of the dumpster rules is not to dispose of batteries. My brother in his overzealousness of ripping out the walls and ceilings ended up with a smoke detector in the dumpster, and he forgot to take the battery out. So for about 3 weeks, our dumpster beeped every 10 seconds.

[curefreak.livejournal.com]

In the looks department, that just isn't fair! You were cute and got to stay cute! I was a cute kid, then got UGLY! :(

Purple hair? Was that deliberate or an accidental result?

That dumpster story is a CLASSIC! I was in fits of laughter...lucky I don't suffer hiccups ;)

[yesimthegirl.livejournal.com]

In reality, men don't age as gracefully as women do. ;)

Deliberate. It was either purple or cut it off again. I'll stick with the purple.

Glad I could oblige with a good dumpster story.