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[fancytalk]

If I don't answer the door when you ring the doorbell, please don't beat on the door to get my attention. If I wanted to talk to you, I would have opened the door already. Banging on the door only annoys me. Any why? Why do you feel the need to test the door to see if it's locked? There is a big difference between leaving something on my doorknob and actually pressing that little button that releases the door latch. Good thing that I'm paranoid about making sure the door is locked when I'm home alone. I wonder what you would do if the door magically opened. Just go away!

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[ajayne.livejournal.com]

I know!! I was shocked that there was some woman standing there inside my house.

I would have told the insurance agent that the house is not vacant yet and to get the hell out. :)