Anyone want a dog?

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Dexter must go through a phase once a year that makes him impossible to live with because the time is now upon us. I believe that this is made worse by the fact that the people at the kennel LOVE him and he gets special privileges. "He's so well behaved" they tell me. Right now I wish that was true because if I have to go hunt him down to find him in mischief again, he's going to be sleeping outside for a very long time.